Kenobi jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.