Kenobi jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.