Kelly jokes

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?

A. Neither does R. Kelly.

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.