Kelly jokes
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
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Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
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