Js jokes

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"