Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Door

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So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

Hair

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I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

Balance

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So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.

So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."

Coach

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What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?

Master.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?

Coach.

Restaurant

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The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

Shower

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What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?

They both avoid the showers at all times.

Joke

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What do dicks and rubix cubes have in common.

The more you play with them, the harder they get.