Worst Jokes Ever
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.