Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
Cops have the hardest job, they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well, she will not have the ability
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.