Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Coach

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What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?

Master.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?

Coach.

Sexual act

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Why are Arab men always performing anilingus on other Arab men after they pray at a mosque?

Because they don't want to fuck other Arab men up the ass that have a shitty ass.

Twin Towers

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I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

Kid

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Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

Synonym

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A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.

The teacher says, "Oh, John!"

John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"

Hell

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Satan: "Why are you in hell?"

Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."