Gorge Floyd jokes

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.