Gorge Floyd jokes

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”