Gorge Floyd jokes

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.