Gorge Floyd jokes

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.