John Lennon jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon.

John Lennon: "What a nice view."

John walked outside.

He got shot.

:skull:

Beatles

Are cool.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.