The Beatles jokes

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".