Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Whatβs Joe Bidenβs favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens
what would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan, "JOE".
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
yur hair line was so fat that joe biden could not make it prime minister
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
joe biden deez nuts
