heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iโm okay, but I feel like Iโve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnโt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldโve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, โWhatโs your favorite kind of music?โ The other says, โIโm a big metal fan.โ
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didnโt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I canโt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyโll ground me!
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester
1.You can ฬt wash you ฬre eyes with soap 2.You can ฬt count you ฬre hair 3.You can ฬt breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Whoโs the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
