Japanese girl jokes

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."