Isreal jokes

Walmart

Anonymous · 2 years ago

In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.

9/11

X#2 · 2 years ago

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Atmosphere

X#2 · 2 years ago

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Rapist

DaddyDickNuts · 5 years ago

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

Country

Anonymous · 6 years ago

what is the fastest country? iran.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...