Isreal jokes
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
what is the fastest country? iran.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Russia.