Iron jokes

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.