Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
