Iron jokes
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Iron Man dies.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.