Iron jokes
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Joe Mama!
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Iron Man dies.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.