Iron

Iron jokes

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

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  • My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

    She was eaten by a giant crab.