Iranian jokes
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
what is the fastest country? iran.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.


