Iphones jokes
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀