Iphones jokes

Orphan

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

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  • Orphan

    Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

    A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

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  • Penaldo

    I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

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  • Orphan

    Q: What was the orphan's first phone?

    A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.

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  • Memes

    Orphan

    I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

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  • Orphan

    What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

    An iPhone has a button to go home.

    Comparison

    Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

    Because it has no home button.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

    One has a home.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

    Because it doesn’t have a home button.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.

    Orphan

    Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

    Orphan

    I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

    It doesn’t have a home button.

    Orphan

    Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

    Because it can’t find the home button.