Iphones jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.