Iphones jokes
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.