A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
Neona (๐): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (๐): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (๐) : You got the job and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (๐ ): Neona you just don't got enough confidents, you got to have it confidents in life. I know you will get the job I do now just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (๐) : UGH fine!!!
Gwen (๐): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face too!
Neona (๐): Okay...Gwen your the best!
EVERYONE:
My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?
Neona (๐): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen (๐): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona (๐): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen (๐): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona (๐): Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen (๐): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona (๐): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen (๐ฏ): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona(๐คจ,๐,๐ ): Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen (๐): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!
Neona (๐): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!
Gwen (๐): He does your not listing.
Neona (๐คฌ): I don't care BITCH!!!!
