Infancy jokes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!đ
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
âWeâre calling Child Protective Services.â
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.