Infancy jokes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.