Infancy jokes

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.