Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”
So there I was fucking my sister and she’s shouts “god you fuck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Cousins make dozens
Closer kin, deeper in !
When you go to your friends house to fuck her brother but reliaze he's you brother from your mom's side.
When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
