Ight jokes

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.