Ight jokes

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.