I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.
Its tiring being straight 24/7
If you are what you eat, then I’m black
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
.... ,I'm gay
A. No B. Maybe C. Leave blank D Yes
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My name says it all.
my name is dezz
why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft.
He dressed up as batman for hollow ween.
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
