Hypothesis jokes
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
FUCK YEA


