Hypothesis jokes

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.