Huggies jokes

Baby

  • Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

    They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

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  • Hug

  • Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

    Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

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  • Hockey

  • Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

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  • Tampon

  • What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

    Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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  • Pregnancy

  • Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

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  • Community talk

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  • guys what one is you favorite huggywuggyseekscary bleu, uh Zumbo sauce ban ban, uh nab nab um i forgot his name the fog dude and uhhm yeah flosalina banbalina stinga flynn uh pilla boad and awesome huggy wuggy (this is uh me but like i dont want to use it) um BLEU and uh i mean um kissy missy Killy Willy um choo choo tarvals wait boxy boo but like not evil and we have evol boxy bu😈🧛we have squid game huggy wuggy we have baby haggy waggy and BLUE and freddy fastbear oink oinky oink oink we have CREEPY GREEN we have uhm happy huggy wuggy look how happy HE IS and we have uh wut de hell beaeuj we have uh nobody cares huggy wugg