Huggies jokes

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."