How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid “If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollar how much do you have?” Everyone one raised their hand except one little girl.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
how do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell em to clap until they're parents come home
how do you make an orphans hands bleed make it clap until it's parents come home
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
How do you make orphan’s hands bleed. Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
