Howe jokes
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
How do cookies đȘ give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson mustâve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. đ Now theyâre searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like theyâre in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. Theyâre probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they arenât searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you donât believe in dog.
How do lions đŠ like their steak?
"Roar!"
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.