What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Horn Jokes
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
