Brass jokes
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Memes
Brass Mcknuckles.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Memes
Community
I almost got Robbed when walking my dog and all I had was a ten year old with a knife and my brother with the dog while the roofers had a gun and knuckle brass what would you do in my situation (p.s. they were scared of me when I confronted them because I was taller)
I LIKE TO LICK ALL YO’S DICK SO ILL BE SICK WHAT THE FRICK?
AND I LICK ASS I WEIGHT A TON O’MASS I DONT TOUCH GRASS AND WHAT IS BRASS
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