Brass

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Guy

    • A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.

    The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

    "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

    "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

    "How does it work?"

    The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

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    Bra

    • This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

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    • Bra

    • Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

    Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

    #she is sex*

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    • I almost got Robbed when walking my dog and all I had was a ten year old with a knife and my brother with the dog while the roofers had a gun and knuckle brass what would you do in my situation (p.s. they were scared of me when I confronted them because I was taller)

    • I LIKE TO LICK ALL YO’S DICK SO ILL BE SICK WHAT THE FRICK?

    AND I LICK ASS I WEIGHT A TON O’MASS I DONT TOUCH GRASS AND WHAT IS BRASS

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