Brass jokes
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Memes
Brass Mcknuckles.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
Memes
Community
I almost got Robbed when walking my dog and all I had was a ten year old with a knife and my brother with the dog while the roofers had a gun and knuckle brass what would you do in my situation (p.s. they were scared of me when I confronted them because I was taller)
I LIKE TO LICK ALL YO’S DICK SO ILL BE SICK WHAT THE FRICK?
AND I LICK ASS I WEIGHT A TON O’MASS I DONT TOUCH GRASS AND WHAT IS BRASS
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