Homing missile jokes

Why does the military recruit orphans?

Because homing missiles don’t target them.

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

My ex-wife still misses me...

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.