Homing missile jokes
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.