Homing missile jokes
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.