Homing missile jokes
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.