Homing missile jokes
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.