teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
What did a fat cow give you. Homework
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?
Me:
Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
You cant give a orphan homework
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
I love school
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school
I give homework
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
Why don't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it in.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
