I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
Suck me off daddy in doing homework
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be Doing you right now but I’m not
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
Are you my homework because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Click the 👍🏻 If you hate school.
I was in math class, when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me "your gonna get a F this time" So I went back home, and F**k my teacher.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
like this if you don't like school.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
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