Homework jokes
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
You can't give an orphan homework.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
I love school.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
I give homework.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”