Homeless dude jokes

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!