Homeless dude jokes

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!