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Wife

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Orphan

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Orphan

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Orphan

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Orphan

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Orphan

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Orphan

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Orphan

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Orphan

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Parent

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Orphan

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Orphan

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.