Home Alone jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
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贸k so im schizophrenic right, i see shit right- and its really fucking freaking me out, and i tried telling my mom and she doesn't believe me, and im home alone rn, and ill watch scary shit and it freaks me the fuck out, and i just found out that you can have schizophrenic episodes and you see a LOT fo shit in those episodes, and im scared. and im already stressed with my mums dissapointment, and school, and my mental state sucks rn, and im finding out that my crush likes me, but hes moving, and i just feel like everything is out to get me/