Home Alone jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Community talk
ók so im schizophrenic right, i see shit right- and its really fucking freaking me out, and i tried telling my mom and she doesn't believe me, and im home alone rn, and ill watch scary shit and it freaks me the fuck out, and i just found out that you can have schizophrenic episodes and you see a LOT fo shit in those episodes, and im scared. and im already stressed with my mums dissapointment, and school, and my mental state sucks rn, and im finding out that my crush likes me, but hes moving, and i just feel like everything is out to get me/