Home Alone

Home Alone Jokes

What do you call an orphan? Homeless

What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone

Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked