What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Home Alone Jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
