Home Alone jokes

A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."

The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."