Holey jokes

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

What's Christian and holey?

JFK.

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I got shot once. Now I'm holey.