Holey jokes

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I got shot once. Now I'm holey.

What's Christian and holey?

JFK.

HOLY CRAP!!!

Crap with holes in it.

Get it? HOLE - Y?

Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

They are hairy.

What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.

To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."

He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!