Holey jokes
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"