Holey jokes
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.