Holey jokes
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.