Holey jokes

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

What's Christian and holey?

JFK.

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I got shot once. Now I'm holey.