Historical figure jokes

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?

Because she's dead.