Historical events jokes
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 馃拃
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn鈥檛 explode."馃槑
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I鈥檓 old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Arabians go weeeeee
