Historical events jokes

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.