Historical events jokes
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 馃拃
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn鈥檛 explode."馃槑
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.