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RapBoat
1 year ago

What do you call a rapper's pet?

A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.

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  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    What's the difference between an orange?

    A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

    A hipster!

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