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Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • What do you call a rapper's pet?

    A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.

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    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • What's the difference between an orange?

    A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

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  • Hipster

    Anonymous · 6 years ago
  • What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

    A hipster!

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