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How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?

His dribble.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

A man lost his left arm.

He's all right now.

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"