HI jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
Well, he’s all right now!
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.