Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
HI Jokes
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
