Hey

Hey jokes

Noose

    • Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

    Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

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    • Orphan

    • Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

    Gwen

    • Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

    *You're a real best Gwen*

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    • Orphan

    • I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

    They didn't reply.

    I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

    Orphan

    • Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

    Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

    Dad

    • 20 years later

    Johnny: Hey dad.

    Dad: Yea?

    Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!

    Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.

    Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.

    Dad:...

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    • Milk

    • Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

    Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

    Bomb

    • I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

    I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

    He gave me a book.

    It was the Quran.

    I said, "What the hell is that?"

    He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

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    • Pedophile

    • A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

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    • Grandmother

    • Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

    The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

    Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

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