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What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
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