Hanging tree jokes
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.